You’re Getting Older When that gleam in your eye is just the doctor’s flashlight. Happy Birthday!
You’re Getting Older When you’re feeling hung over even when you haven’t been drinking. Happy Birthday!
You’re Getting Older When you get winded turning the key in the ignition. Happy Birthday!
You’re Getting Older When just thinking about your wife leaves you tired. Happy Birthday!
You’re Getting Older When you get winded watching shuffleboard. Happy Birthday!
You’re Getting Older When your children have gray hair. Happy Birthday!
You’re Getting Older When everyone in your “little black book” starts with Dr. Happy Birthday!
Either you get older or you die. No, you can’t think about it for awhile! Happy Birthday
You don’t look too bad for your age. Just like I don’t see too well for my age. Happy Birthday!
Every year you grow more beautiful, inside and out. Happy Birthday
It’s a sign you’re getting older when your belt won’t buckle, but your knees will. Happy Birthday!
The definition of a grown up? You’ve stopped growing taller and started growing wider. Happy Birthday!
I think you look great. But that’s compared to me. Happy Birthday!
Getting older is definitely working for you. Happy Birthday!
Go wild and celebrate like crazy on your birthday. Take two naps.
It’s great to see you still have that gleam in your eyes. Or is that the sun reflecting off your bifocals? Happy Birthday!
It’s your birthday! Don’t just sit there — do something OLD! Have a great one.
It’s your birthday! I think I speak for everyone at work when I say, Where’s the cake?
Don’t think of it as getting a year older. Think of it as another year to shop!
It’s not that you’re getting another year older. It’s that you’re getting another year to shop! Happy Birthday!
It’s Your Birthday! Hope fun and friends fill come your way, with love and joy on your special day.
Celebrate your birthday — you’re worth it!
On your birthday, you deserve more than another meaningless cliché. Know what I mean? Happy Birthday!
Scripture: Praise be to the Lord, for He showed His wonderful love to me Psalm 31:21 NIV I know God loves me because he brought you into my life. Happy Birthday!
Youth is a disease from which we all recover. Dorothy Buldheim I’m glad to see your recovery is coming along so well. Have a terrific birthday!
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. George Bernard Shaw Here’s to a wonderful adulthood. Happy Birthday!
They say youth is wasted on the young. Waste not, want not! Happy Birthday!
In our youth, we blame everything on our parents. As adults, we blame everything on our kids. Happy Birthday!